SyFy/SciFi Channel Original Film Generator

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From the twisted mind that brought you the Steven Seagal Movie Generator comes the all new SyFy Channel Original Movie Generator! By taking a dozen different casts and plots and mixing them around, we create all new experiences... that you'll probably see next week on Saturday.

The Steven Seagal Movie Generator

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Have you ever wondered why all of Steven Seagal's movies seem to sound the same? To prove a point, I've created the Steven Seagal Movie Generator. By randomly assembling plots, characters, and titles from actual Seagal films, this page creates a brand new "Seagal Film" in just moments.

Do You Shaq Fu?

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One of the more popular sections on the site, "Do You Shaq Fu?" asks the immortal question. A celebration of what is possibly one of the strangest examples of celebrity endorsement I've ever seen.

Streams of Consciousness

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From the story of Marty the Bear to the now mildly infamous "Duck Effect," my friends and I have a habit of coming up with some weird stuff when we're bored. In tribute to that theme, I have collected a "Best of.." section here, showing off some of the worthier moments of spontaneity.

Duct Tape Boy's Adventures Through Time

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A series of images that follow the discount superhero Duct Tape Boy, as he travels through time on a mind bending adventure using the infamous "Duck Effect." Duct Tape Boy is amazing, is he not? Well... let's pretend at least...

Hanzo the Razor

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These images are all Hanzo themed. Hanzo is the main character in a series of old, perverse Samurai films... Effectively, Hanzo is best described as "if Shaft was a short, fat, balding guy living in Edo period Japan." If you haven't watched the films, these images won't be as funny. But, you know - whatever.

Miscelaneous Images

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These images are completely random. I have no idea where to sort them, so I've dumped them into this category. Woot. Look, and... ummm... wonder? Whatever... It's not that complicated of an idea, really.